Space Jam 3 Anime Edition ft Jeremy Lin
Jeremy Lin: I have. uh. decided to retire from the game of basketball to pursue my true passions. Press: Jeremy! Jeremy! Jeremy! Over here! .(lolipop was here) Press Member: And what would that beé Baseballé Golfé I heard you're good at ping pong. Jeremy: Actually. uh. watching anime and playing tutorial games. Press: Jeremy! Jeremy! Jeremy! Jeremy: Thank you. Naruto: You're going down, Sasuke! .Hey!
.Hey you! Hang on! Jeremy: *Screams* Mumbling from group. Naruto: Hey, look, some of the guys don't believe me But will you tell them, tell them that you're Michaelé Jeremy: Michaelé Naruto: Yeah, tell them who you are, tell them you're Michael Jordan.
Jeremy: Whaté I'm not Michael Jordan. Goku: You grabbed the wrong guy. Sailor Moon: Told you it wasn't him. Mumbling from the group. Jeremy: Wait, what's going on hereé Naruto: We needed a basketball player but we got you instead. Jeremy: Well I still play basketball. Naruto: You doé
Jeremy: Yea. Goku: You don't look like a basketball player. Sailor Moon: Yea, you look more like one of us. Jeremy: Well, I may not look it but I am a basketball player. Jeremy: I'm Jeremy Lin. Naruto: Whoé Naruto: Basketball is played by two teams and the aim of each team is to score. Jeremy: Yo, if you guys are superheroes why do you need my helpé
Naruto: Well, I mean, if this were a fight it would already be over But since it's a basketball game, if we fight we get a. foo. a fool. a fool Jeremy: A foul. Naruto: A foul! Why don't they spell it that wayé F O W L The team argues. Jeremy: We got a lot of work to do Naruto: A lot of work to do *mumbling* L O T Jeremy: There's two sides to basketball, offense and defense
On offense: jump shots. Free throws. Lay ups. And even more important than offense is defense. The most important thing is to always keep your man in front of you. Yami Yugi: It's time to duel! Basketball Player: They got nothing. Mysterious Man: How sure are youé