Run Faster Jump Higher Threw It On The Ground

By | December 25, 2016


I was walkin' through the city streetsAnd a man walks up to me and hands me the latest energy drinkquot;Run faster, jump higherquot; Man, I'm not gonna let you poison me I threw it on the groundYou must think I'm a joke I ain't gonna be part of your systemMan! Pump that garbage in another man's veins I go to my favorite hot dog standAnd the dude says, quot;You come here all the time! Here's one for free.quot;I said, quot;Man! What do I look likeé A charity caseéquot;

I took it and threw it on the ground!I don't need your handouts! I'm an adult!Please! You can't buy me hot dog, man! At the farmer's market with my so called girlfriendShe hands me her cell phone, says it's my dadMan, this ain't my dad! This is a cell phone! I threw it on the ground!What, you think I'm stupidé I'm not a part of your systemMy dad's not a phone!

DUH! Some poser hands me cake at a birthday partyWhatcha want me to do with thisé Eat ité Happy birthday to the ground!I threw the rest of the cake, too! Welcome to the real word, jackass! So many things to throw on the groundLike this, and this, and that, and even this I'm an ADULT! Two Hollywood phonies try to give me theirautograph GROUND!Nobody wants your autograph, phonies!

Then the two phonies got upTurned out they had a taser And they tased me in the butthole Fell to the groundThe phonies didn't let up Tasin' on my butthole over and over I was screamin' and squirmin'My butthole was on fire The moral of the story is You can't trust the system Man!

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