WTF Diet Helper Spring Shoes
M: So what you're saying is, This is never gonna work. *Wonderful Treasure Find Music!* M: I don't know why we got these. S: Because it's awesome! S: And this is a wonderful treasure find! M: I know! S: And this is our job to find wonderful treasures! M: I'm gonna hurt myself, I just know it. S: This is going to be a wonderful tutorial.
M: Okay, first of all, S: First picture is. okay I don't wanna see. S: I think you can see a moose knuckle in that. M: It's awful, it is like, a dude wearing a spandex shorts, he's got really hairy legs, and then he's got shoes on which I'm pretty sure are Adidas. S: Oh boy. M: This isn't even the shoes in the picture! S: How do you know! M: It says 'Adidas'! S: Well *sheep* That! M: They literally, they took a picture of some guy from the 80's, S: Hey! S: I'm going to sell you a shoe product and on the box I'm gonna take a picture of another *sheep* shoe instead of our shoe! S: This is terrible!
M: Well this is the Diet helper shoe, S: Yes M: And y'know, I haven't tried to lose weight lately. S: Right! So these shoes are going to help you lose weight! M: They're my size, so I have to wear them. S: We got Martina's size here S: These, are your diet shoes. M: Whaté M: What in the snap, B: What, what, S: What are you doingé M: Ducky, do you want me to dieé S: No! I want you to have diet shoes! S: And you walk around a bit, and this, helps your diet! S: Probably because you have motionsickness from it and you'll vomit everywhere.
M: Um S: Hey man, I don't feel like eating anymore S: Maybe instead of 'diet' shoes they meant to say 'dying' shoes. M: 'Dying' shoe S: Because, you're gonna die if you put these on. M: This is the die helper! S: The die helper! S: Get ready to meet your mortality! M: Can you guys see thisé S: These springs are bigger, than the entire shoe. M: Okay, I wish I knew in advance that I'd be filming today, because I'm wearing slightly embarrassing socks. S: YouTube socks!
M: I'm wearing tube socks, S: from YouTube M: From YouTube, get ité S: HAHAHAHAHA, put these on S: Put them on, accept your fate S: Do theyé Yeah! M: Ducky! S: This is gonna be the best! M: I'm gonna die! S: Problem, diet M: Being clumsy is when you walk around and knock into things, fall over, and you can't carry a coffee that's filled with hot liquid M: I don't do that, I'm quite good with things like that. M: When you're environmentally challenged it's different you see.
M: The environment tries to murder you. M: You're that one person who steps on an ice patch, and you're that person that an entire snow fall falls off a roof and onto you M: I'm the one who gets hit in the head by a baseball in a game and a puck to the face. M: Environmentally challenged. *Harp Strum* M: This might be good if it's actually bouncy, but I'll be able to do things without you, like I can't reach the cupboard in our kitchen, so I'll be like, 'wear my diet helper shoes'! S: Are you ready to standé M: It feels normal. M: Are you readyé S: Yeah. Go for it.