WTF Diet Helper Spring Shoes
M: So what you're saying is, This is never gonna work. *Wonderful Treasure Find Music!* M: I don't know why we got these. S: Because it's awesome! S: And this is a wonderful treasure find! M: I know! S: And this is our job to find wonderful treasures! M: I'm gonna hurt myself, I just know it. S: This is going to be a wonderful tutorial.
M: Okay, first of all, S: First picture is. okay I don't wanna see. S: I think you can see a moose knuckle in that. M: It's awful, it is like, a dude wearing a spandex shorts, he's got really hairy legs, and then he's got shoes on which I'm pretty sure are Adidas. S: Oh boy. M: This isn't even the shoes in the picture! S: How do you know! M: It says 'Adidas'! S: Well *sheep* That! M: They literally, they took a picture of some guy from the 80's, S: Hey! S: I'm going to sell you a shoe product and on the box I'm gonna take a picture of another *sheep* shoe instead of our shoe! S: This is terrible!
M: Well this is the Diet helper shoe, S: Yes M: And y'know, I haven't tried to lose weight lately. S: Right! So these shoes are going to help you lose weight! M: They're my size, so I have to wear them. S: We got Martina's size here S: These, are your diet shoes. M: Whaté M: What in the snap, B: What, what, S: What are you doingé M: Ducky, do you want me to dieé S: No! I want you to have diet shoes! S: And you walk around a bit, and this, helps your diet! S: Probably because you have motionsickness from it and you'll vomit everywhere.
M: Um S: Hey man, I don't feel like eating anymore S: Maybe instead of 'diet' shoes they meant to say 'dying' shoes. M: 'Dying' shoe S: Because, you're gonna die if you put these on. M: This is the die helper! S: The die helper! S: Get ready to meet your mortality! M: Can you guys see thisé S: These springs are bigger, than the entire shoe. M: Okay, I wish I knew in advance that I'd be filming today, because I'm wearing slightly embarrassing socks. S: YouTube socks!
M: I'm wearing tube socks, S: from YouTube M: From YouTube, get ité S: HAHAHAHAHA, put these on S: Put them on, accept your fate S: Do theyé Yeah! M: Ducky! S: This is gonna be the best! M: I'm gonna die! S: Problem, diet M: Being clumsy is when you walk around and knock into things, fall over, and you can't carry a coffee that's filled with hot liquid M: I don't do that, I'm quite good with things like that. M: When you're environmentally challenged it's different you see.
M: The environment tries to murder you. M: You're that one person who steps on an ice patch, and you're that person that an entire snow fall falls off a roof and onto you M: I'm the one who gets hit in the head by a baseball in a game and a puck to the face. M: Environmentally challenged. *Harp Strum* M: This might be good if it's actually bouncy, but I'll be able to do things without you, like I can't reach the cupboard in our kitchen, so I'll be like, 'wear my diet helper shoes'! S: Are you ready to standé M: It feels normal. M: Are you readyé S: Yeah. Go for it.
The 4 Biggest Mens Dress Shoe Mistakes
Now that you've mastered the three most essentialshoes in a man's shoe closet, it's really important to avoid certain things. First of all, do not buy squaretoed shoesand by square toed shoes, I don't mean the fine chiseled toes from English shoemakers.I mean these kinds of ugly shoes with rubber soles, big, chunky toe boxes and they simplymake you look like a peasant. They're clunky, they're not elegant, they're not stylish andit doesn't matter if it's a laceup shoe or sometimes they come in loafers with like elasticsides. They look horrible and you should avoid them at all cost.
Second thing you shouldn't do is to buy thesame shoe twice or the same shoe in a different color. I hear you, you just got a pair ofshoes and you really love it. It fits well, it looks good on you, why not buy a secondpair you might think.Yu are at the beginning of building your shoe closet and maybe ifyou already have three pairs of shoes, you can buy a pair of the same shoe but if youare not there yet, what you should do is buy one style at a time because that gives youmore versatility and different looks. if you buy a quality shoe, you can wear it long enoughthat you shouldn't need a second pair which is exactly the same or just the same stylein a different color. What you can do is you
can get something on the same last but itbeing a different shoe and that's definitely something to consider because if the fit isright, you want to keep that fit but you want to change the look. Third don't is to avoid rubber soles. Dressshoes are dressy and you want to have a leather sole because when you walk it gives that reallyelegant sound and they may be a little more difficult to maintain but a good leather solewon't let water in even if it's raining and if you live in an area where it's really wetor the winters are long, you can get rubber galoshes to wear on the outside and then takethem off when you're inside.
Four, don't buy shoes that are too colorfulin the beginning or too unusual. Skip the spectators, skip dark green or blue shoeswhen you're just starting out. Even though they may be 80% off and on sale and you maylike the look, at the end of the day, you're not going to get a lot of wear out of themand they're going to stay in your shoe closet and the cost per wear goes up. Invest wisely,take a look at your shoe closet and see what you have. If you don't have the styles I recommend,I really suggest you take a look att them and I promise you, it will help you to createa long lasting versatile wardrobe that is elegant and stylish for the foreseeable future.
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