Fifth Harmony play Who you gonna callthe Sony Music edition
quot;Ladies beautiful to meet you! (ALL) quot;Beautiful to meet you!quot; quot;So, we're here with Sony Music, the heart of all good artistsquot; quot;You've got One Direction, Little Mix, Susan Boyle!quot; (ALL) quot;Oh! Susan Boyle!quot; quot;Snoop Dogg!quot; (DINAH) quot;Whut, hey!quot; (ALL)quot;Heeeeey!quot; (LAUREN) quot;I loved the line up there One Direction, Little Mix, Susan Boyle, Snoop Dogg!quot; (ALL LAUGH) quot;And you guys! The whole gang!quot; quot;We're going to give you a few scenarios, you're in a little bit of trouble and you've got to call one of those people for helpquot; quot;One of uséquot;
quot;It can be anyone on the Sony labelquot; (LAUREN) quot;I'd definitely call Snoop Dogg!quot; (ALL) quot;Yeah!quot; (CAMILA) quot;He's a straight G!quot; (NORMANI) quot;Snoop, he would just come in and be like.quot; (LAUREN) quot;I'd choose Susan Boyle for sure. she seems like she's a very responsible personquot; quot;And she likes her catsquot; (ALLY) quot;Yeah, yes, well, we'd get along very well!quot; quot;So, first of all, you've got that Friday feeling, you wanna go out, you're in London, but you don't really know anybody, who are you gonna calléquot;
(ALL) quot;Simon!quot; (CAMILA) quot;Rooney!quot; (LAUREN)quot;We don't know him!quot; (NORMANI) quot;Simon, or honestly, we'd call 1Dquot; (CAMILA) quot;Yeah, 1D. Show us around! Or else!quot; quot;Well, they're huge, but they're really nicequot; quot;Yeah, we love them, those boys are greatquot; (CAMILA) quot;They cool, they cool!quot;
quot;Do you fancy theméquot;quot;What does that meanéquot; quot;You're hot for them!quot; (CAMILA) quot;Like, they're really attractive and nice andcharming.quot; quot;and, er, yeah.yeah.I was gonna say I like the word fancy but I was gonna put in a period and then say 'I like the word fancy', if I'd have said it together it would've sounded like something elsequot; quot;You don't fancy them!quot; (Laughs) quot;Yeah!quot; (DINAH)quot;What do you mean by 'fancy' theméquot; (LAUREN)quot;Like, like them!quot; quot;Like, you wanna make out with them.quot; (ALLY) quot;Oh! Hahahaha!quot; quot;You're cuuuuuuuute!quot; (DINAH) quot;Maybe they fancy themselveséquot; (NORMANI) quot;They don't fancy themselves!quot;
(ALLY) quot;She doesn't mean it like that!quot; (DINAH) quot;I'm just trying to catch on with the lingo!quot; (ALLY) quot;Anyways, we love the 1D boys, they're awesomequot; quot;The next one; you come here and the airline (this has happened to me) has lost your suitcases.quot; (ALL)quot;That happened to me, we know that!quot; (DINAH) quot;I had no suitcases for two weeks!quot; (NORMANI) quot;No, that happened to me here!quot; quot;I got here and I didn't have a suitcase for like two whole days. I had to go to, er, Boots, I think it iséquot; quot;It's like your little.er.like it's Walgreens to usquot; quot;So I had to buy, like, soap.toothpaste and
(CAMILA in English accent) quot;You 'ad to put that soap all over your body!quot; quot;So, you got to go on stage, you've got to look glamorous, but you can only borrow clothes from one artist on Sony who are you gonna calléquot; (ALLY) quot;JLo. JLo. Yep!quot; (LAUREN) quot;I wish there were so many people on Sony!quot; (CAMILA) quot;Susan Boyle!quot; quot;I'm just gonna stick to Susan Boyle for everything.quot; (NORMANI) quot;I think, I would choose Bey. I just saw her picture on the wallquot; quot;Ok, so, you're having some problems with Simon Cowell, you don't know what's wrong but he's not answering your calls, you think you've upset him,
Ellen Takes on American Ninja Warrior
ONE SHOWTHAT I ABSOLUTELY LOVE HAS BEENquot;AMERICAN NINJA WARRIOR.quot; I DON'T KNOW IF YOU WATCHEDquot;AMERICAN NINJA WARRIOR,quot; BUT I LOVED IT. cheers and applause I LOVED IT SO MUCHTHAT I HAD THEM BUILD THE COURSERIGHT HERE IN OUR PARKING LOT, AND I FINALLY TRIED IT.
I THINK I DID ACTUALLY I THINKI DID PRETTY WELL. WELL, AKBAR,IT ALL COMES DOWN TO THIS. ELLEN DEGENERESGONNA TACKLE THE quot;AMERICANNINJA WARRIORquot; COURSE. whistle blows AND ELLEN ISON THE COURSE, BOUNDING THROUGHTHE QUINTUPLE STEPS.
THAT'S AS GOOD AS I'VE SEENANYONE DO IT THIS SEASON. NOW, THAT'S THE WAY YOU USEALL 5'8quot; OF YOUR HEIGHTRIGHT THERE. LOOK AT THE LEAPSON THE CAT GRAB. SHE IS MAKINGGREAT PROGRESS. THROUGH THE SECOND CAT GRAB. NOT EVEN SLOWING DOWN! LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHINGABOUT ELLEN.
WE SAW HER ON quot;YOU THINKYOU CAN DANCE,quot; AND NOW LOOK AT HER. SHE'S DANCINGON THE DANCING STONES. RIGHT THROUGH IT!THIS IS IMPRESSIVE. NOW THE SWING JUMP HERE. GONNA TAKE GOOD MOMENTUM HERETO GET TO THAT CARGO NET. SO SCARY! DON'T BE SCARED. JUST GO FOR IT! AND LOOK AT THAT.
UNDER THE NET! THAT'S IT. IMPRESSIVE WORKOUT OF ELLEN. NOTHINGSLOWING THIS WOMAN DOWN. I AM SURPRISEDAT HER UPPERBODY STRENGTH TO GET UNDERNEATHTHE CARGO NET. ONLY THE BIGGEST HOSTIN DAYTIME TV COULD TACKLETHE HARDEST COURSE. 12 FEET AWAYFROM THE WARPED WALL.
HERE IT IS,HER FIRST ATTEMPT. ELLEN, COME ON. THE CLOCK IS TICKING. HISTORY COULD BE MADE. SHE'S DONE IT!UNBELIEVABLE! ELLEN DEGENERESSHOWING WHY SHE IS A FORCE TO BE RECKONED WITH. INCREDIBLE DETERMINATION. I DEFY ANYONE ELSEIN DAYTIME